In a twist so shocking it's practically a gender reveal party gone wrong, controversial actress Brenda Buttcrack, known for her outspoken anti-LGBTQ+ views (and surprisingly, a penchant for wearing Crocs with socks), has been revealed as the secret benefactor behind "Space Cowboy: Glitter & Gays," a new sci-fi epic featuring a polyamorous alien space crew, a drag queen robot sidekick, and a plotline centered around the legalization of same-sex marriage across the Andromeda Galaxy.

Buttcrack, in a statement released through her publicist (who identifies as a non-binary gender-fluid alpaca enthusiast), insisted the funding was purely for "market research." "I needed to understand the enemy," she explained, adding that the scene where the lead character, a gender-fluid centaur named Sparklehoof, performs a sensual interpretive dance using only laser pointers, "was particularly insightful."

"It's like the 'Straight Pride' parade, but in space, with more glitter," Buttcrack commented. Critics have pointed out that this analogy lacks both logic and basic comprehension skills, but Buttcrack’s publicist dismissed them as part of the 'woke cancel culture.'

Meanwhile, the film’s director, a self-proclaimed 'queer feminist anarcho-syndicalist' named Chad Thundercock (no relation), has praised Buttcrack's contributions. "Her funding allowed us to significantly increase the budget for glitter cannons and rainbow-colored exploding dildos," he gushed. "Truly, it's a masterpiece of queer cinema. Or, as Brenda likes to call it: 'an exercise in profoundly irritating the bigots.'"

Sources confirm that the film's soundtrack is entirely composed of death metal versions of 80s power ballads, ensuring maximum cultural dissonance and audience confusion. A sequel, tentatively titled "Brenda Buttcrack's Gay Space Odyssey: The Search for Meaning (and More Glitter)," is already in pre-production. Stay tuned, and may your pronouns be ever-fluid.