In a shocking turn of events that has left the internet in a state of blessed confusion, Pastor Thaddeus Bile, known for his fiery sermons condemning the 'slippery slope of sin' (which, according to his interpretation, begins with interpretive dance and ends with… well, interpretive dance), was caught red-handed – or rather, red-sequined – at the annual Gay Prom, not only attending, but winning the coveted title of 'Prom King'.

Pastor Bile, whose recent sermon focused on the ‘inherent abomination’ of same-sex couples ‘gently swaying’ to disco, was seen enthusiastically participating in a ‘Vogue’ battle (allegedly he incorporated a surprisingly impressive ‘death drop’), and was later photographed sharing a suspiciously intimate slow dance with a drag queen who goes by the stage name 'Lady Gaga's Less Famous Cousin'.

"It was a truly spiritual experience," Bile mumbled to reporters, clutching a tiara slightly askew, "I realized that the true meaning of love transcends the boundaries of…well, pretty much everything I said in my sermon. It's all about acceptance, darling! Acceptance of my inevitable victory."

The irony wasn't lost on social media. #PastorPromKing swiftly trended, with memes ranging from Bile's ‘death drop’ being superimposed onto the Last Supper to him being crowned with a halo made of rainbow-colored glitter. One particularly insightful tweet read: "Guess the Holy Spirit's got some *serious* moves."

Meanwhile, the church elders are reportedly undergoing an intensive course in ‘Queer Theology 101’ (rumored to involve several hours of watching RuPaul's Drag Race). The church's new motto, now prominently displayed on its website, reads: "Love thy neighbour…and maybe learn a few dance moves while you're at it." It seems that the battle over the definition of ‘sin’ has just gotten a whole lot more… *fabulous*. The only remaining question: will Bile's next sermon include a choreography section?