In a stunning display of…something, conservative radio host and noted pronoun-skeptic, Chad Thundercock (formerly known as Charles 'Chuckles' McMuffin), has legally changed his name to 'They/Themself/She/He/Zhe/Zir' McButtercup the Third. Sources say the decision followed a particularly brutal Twitter roasting from a collective of drag queens known only as "The Glitterati Gladiators."

"It's about embracing diversity," McButtercup the Third (who identifies as a sentient avocado this week) told reporters, while simultaneously juggling flaming bowling pins and a miniature chihuahua dressed as Lady Gaga. "I've always been a champion of free speech, and what's more free than expressing yourself through an ever-shifting kaleidoscope of pronouns and a name that sounds like it belongs in a particularly flamboyant children's book?"