In a shocking turn of events that has sent ripples of… well, glitter… through the nation, Councilman Chad Thundercock was spotted enjoying a delightful Sunday drag brunch at the 'Sashay Away' cafe. Sources say the esteemed councilman, known for his staunch 'traditional values' stance, was seen enthusiastically participating in a 'RuPaul's Drag Race' themed lip-sync battle, giving a particularly spirited rendition of 'Dancing Queen' that left onlookers speechless (and slightly sticky with spilled mimosa).

While some described the scene as 'a heartwarming display of community spirit', others – primarily those with Twitter accounts featuring profile pictures of angry eagles – have declared it a 'national crisis'. One such individual, identified only as 'MAGA Mike' on a now-deleted Facebook post featuring poorly photoshopped images of Councilman Thundercock in a full-length gown and a sparkly tiara, stated: 'This is an outrage! It's a slippery slope to… to… more acceptance and joy! I'm calling for immediate investigations into the suspiciously delicious brunch buffet'.

Councilman Thundercock's office has yet to issue a statement, though a source close to the councilman (who wishes to remain anonymous to avoid potential 'cancel culture' attacks by groups advocating for inclusivity and general happiness) whispered that 'Chad is, in fact, a huge fan of Bob the Drag Queen, and he's been secretly practicing his death drop since the last mayoral election'.

Experts predict this event will lead to a surge in drag brunch attendance nationwide, a boom in sales of glitter, and a sharp decline in the number of people able to take themselves seriously. The implications for the future of political decorum, however, remain unclear. One can only hope for more spontaneous displays of joyous cross-cultural engagement. Maybe next time it'll involve Councilman Thundercock and a full-on interpretive dance to 'Vogue'. We can only dream.