In a plot twist more shocking than a surprise appearance by a sentient avocado on 'The View,' conservative actor Kirk Cameron has not only starred in, but apparently *accidentally* created, the most unapologetically gay rom-com since 'Bros' accidentally broke the sound barrier. The film, titled 'Love is Love (and Also, Maybe a Little Bit of Accidental Homosexuality)', features Cameron playing a ruggedly handsome, yet inexplicably emotionally available, lumberjack who falls for a flamboyant Parisian baker with a penchant for glitter and interpretive dance.

"It was all a big misunderstanding!" Cameron stammered in a recent interview, clutching a suspiciously sequined Bible. "I just wanted to make a wholesome family film about the importance of maple syrup. Apparently, the director, a lovely woman named Chardonnay Dubois, had…other ideas." Dubois, in a separate interview conducted entirely in interpretive dance, vehemently denied this claim, only pausing to shout, "Queer liberation! Glitter cannons!" before resuming her ecstatic choreography.

The film's plot, which involves a series of increasingly elaborate misunderstandings leading to a passionate, glitter-bomb-filled kiss between Cameron and his co-star (renowned drag queen and activist, Sasha Velour), has sparked outrage among the actor's more traditional fanbase. One particularly irate viewer, identified only as "Brenda from Ohio," commented, "This is an outrage! It's like they took 'The Sound of Music' and replaced the hills with a pride parade! And I'm not even sure I like that… I just… *am* not sure."

Meanwhile, the film is breaking box office records. Critics are calling it "a delightful collision of toxic masculinity and fabulousness," "a cinematic achievement on par with the moon landing, but gayer," and "the most unexpected, and yet perfectly logical, thing to ever happen." Even the Pope (allegedly) sent a bouquet of rainbow roses, but the Vatican remains tight-lipped about any actual papal endorsements.

So, grab your popcorn, your glitter, and your best pair of stilettos (even if you're a lumberjack), and prepare to be unexpectedly, wonderfully, accidentally gay.