In a move that has left political commentators scratching their perfectly manicured heads and questioning the very fabric of reality, Councilman Chad Thundercock has simultaneously denounced all LGBTQ+ initiatives while championing increased funding for queer mental health services. This apparent paradox, described by one bewildered expert as a 'supremely performative act of cognitive dissonance,' has sent ripples of confusion (and frankly, delicious schadenfreude) through the local community.

Thundercock, known for his staunchly traditional views (and his suspiciously high-pitched laughter during bingo nights), insists his actions are perfectly consistent. 'I believe in strong families,' he thundered at a recent press conference, clutching a suspiciously well-worn copy of 'Fifty Shades of Grey,' 'but I also believe in helping those struggling with the, uh, *challenges* of expressing their individuality... within the confines of traditional values, of course.'

Experts, however, are not convinced. Dr. Penelope Buttercup, a leading sociologist specializing in the psychology of closeted conservatives, suggests that Thundercock's actions might be a desperate cry for help. 'Perhaps he's secretly battling a deep-seated desire to sashay down a runway in a sequined jumpsuit,' she theorized, citing Thundercock's recent inexplicable obsession with RuPaul's Drag Race and his uncanny ability to perfectly apply winged eyeliner. 'Or maybe he's just trying to maximize his political appeal by appealing to two very different demographics, one that violently opposes Pride parades and another that needs access to affordable therapy to cope with that violent opposition.'

The situation has ignited a firestorm of debate on social media, with many questioning whether this is a genius political strategy, a spectacular mental breakdown, or simply a case of someone who needs a very large glass of Chardonnay and a good long chat with a gender-affirming therapist. One particularly insightful comment on Thundercock's latest Facebook post read, 'Honey, you're projecting harder than a disco ball in a gay bar.' Quite possibly the most accurate summation of the situation yet. Regardless of Thundercock's motivations, one thing is certain: the memes are absolutely glorious.