In a stunning turn of events, author J.K. Rowling has announced that she is officially a trans man, revealing that her true identity has been hidden all along. The famed author of the Harry Potter series, long known for her controversial comments on gender and transgender issues, took to social media this morning to declare, “I am now John Kenneth Rowling — and yes, I’m Harry Potter.”

Rowling’s dramatic announcement came complete with a series of cryptic tweets, including one that read, “It turns out the magic was in me all along. Also, I’ve finally completed my transition to a wizard.” The news has sent shockwaves through both the literary world and the trans community, with reactions ranging from shock to confusion to complete bewilderment.

“I’ve been on this journey for a while,” Rowling explained in a post, which included a photo of her donning a wizard’s robe and holding a wand. “I’ve spent years defending the rights of cis women, but in the end, it was my true calling to become a cis-man. This is who I was meant to be. Also, I love Quidditch now.”

Experts are still grappling with the implications of Rowling's revelation, with some questioning whether her transition will lead to a rewrite of the Harry Potter books. “Could she now be the Half-Blood Prince? Is it possible she’s always been a Gryffindor at heart?” mused Dr. Albus Dumbledore-Smith, a renowned wizarding scholar. “We’ll have to wait for the new canon to confirm.”

Meanwhile, the trans community is taking a cautious approach. “I’m happy for Rowling, but there’s a lot of unpacking to do here,” said Mariah Goldstein, a trans activist. “We’re all just trying to process the fact that she went from publicly shaming trans women to now saying, ‘Surprise, I’ve always been a man!’ There’s a lot of magic at work here, and I’m not sure it’s all the good kind.”

In her statement, Rowling also hinted at a future book project. “I’m thinking of releasing a new series called The Wizarding World of John Kenneth, where I explore what it means to be a trans wizard in a world that just can’t accept a good wand flick,” she wrote, teasing fans with an air of mystery.

For now, the literary world waits for further clarification on Rowling’s transition, with many asking the question: Will we finally see the Cursed Child rewrite, starring John Kenneth Rowling as a slightly more masculine version of the famous wizard?