In a plot twist more dramatic than the finale of RuPaul's Drag Race (Season 15, obviously – the rest are *so* last year), notorious anti-trans activist Chad Thundercock has launched a makeup line specifically designed for transgender women. The line, cheekily titled "Trans-Formative," features shades like "TERF-tastic Taupe" and "Gender-Fluid Fuschia," prompting immediate questions about the depths of irony (or perhaps, the sheer genius) behind this venture.
Thundercock, in a press release that reads like a poorly written self-help book crossed with a manifesto, claims that the line is "an act of genuine reconciliation." He insists that his past comments, which included comparing transgender women to "biological abominations" (his words, not ours – we prefer "fiercely fabulous") are to be understood within the broader context of... well, he wasn't entirely clear on the context, but assured everyone it was 'complex and multi-layered' like a Kardashian's wedding cake.
The line's launch party, held in a converted bingo hall (because inclusivity means embracing all forms of entertainment, apparently), was attended by a surprisingly diverse group of people. Sources report sightings of several actual transgender women, a gaggle of confused-looking conservatives, and a surprisingly large number of individuals wearing t-shirts reading, "I identify as a small, fluffy kitten." This, according to a spokesperson from Thundercock's PR team, further exemplifies the line's unifying power.
While many critics applaud the unexpected turn of events (or at least the fabulous shade range), others have voiced their concerns. One prominent voice, drag queen and outspoken activist Trixie Mattel, simply tweeted: "Honey, is this a publicity stunt or a genuine attempt at self-reflection? Either way, I'm here for the drama. And the contour."
Meanwhile, sales of "Trans-Formative" makeup are reportedly skyrocketing. Which begs the question: is it a testament to the power of transformative beauty, a cynical attempt at capitalizing on a market, or both? Perhaps that's a question for the gender-critical philosophers. Or, you know, maybe just wait for the next season of RuPaul's Drag Race.
