In a stunning turn of events that has left the internet simultaneously baffled and mildly entertained, renowned conservative radio host, Bartholomew 'Bart' Bigglesworth, has publicly mocked the use of pronouns, only to then legally change his name to 'They/Themself McMuffin.' Sources say the decision followed a particularly intense viewing of 'RuPaul's Drag Race' – though Bigglesworth denies any causal link, claiming it was 'purely a matter of principle.'
"These pronouns are just…silly," Bigglesworth, or rather, McMuffin, declared in a rambling Facebook Live session that mostly involved aggressively chewing on a suspiciously large sausage McMuffin. "Utterly ridiculous! A PC culture gone mad! And yet… They/Themself McMuffin has a certain ring to it, doesn't it? A glorious, gender-fluid ring…", he added, inexplicably adopting a flamboyant hand gesture that resembled a poorly executed swan dive.
Legal experts are scratching their heads, suggesting that while technically legal, the name change is a spectacular own-goal in the culture wars. "It's like a masterclass in ironic self-sabotage," commented Professor Deborah Dubois of the University of Extreme Reactions, who is currently researching the intersection of conservative ideology and the unexpected adoption of gender-neutral pronouns. "He's managed to simultaneously offend his core demographic and become a meme. Truly remarkable."
The move has ignited a firestorm of commentary across the internet, with some right-wing pundits accusing Bigglesworth of 'selling out to the woke mob,' while others have embraced the chaos, praising the unexpected comedic genius of the situation. One Twitter user, @BasedBeyonceStan, succinctly summarized the situation: "He's playing 4D chess...or maybe he just really, really likes McMuffins."
Regardless of the underlying motivation, one thing is clear: They/Themself McMuffin has successfully achieved notoriety, proving once again that the most effective way to combat the 'woke agenda' might just be to wholeheartedly embrace its absurdist potential. Stay tuned for further updates as we monitor the unfolding saga of this…unique individual. And, of course, the inevitable launch of the 'They/Themself McMuffin' merchandise line.
