In a plot twist more shocking than the finale of *Game of Thrones* (and arguably less confusing), renowned anti-gay adoption activist, Barnaby Buttercup, has been revealed to have adopted a pair of adorable, openly gay twins. The children, reportedly named Kim and Kanye (because, naturally), were found abandoned outside a drag queen story time event, clutching a half-eaten rainbow cupcake and a signed copy of *Paris Is Burning*.

Buttercup, known for his impassioned speeches about the 'inherent dangers' of exposing children to 'alternative lifestyles' (specifically, lifestyles involving glitter and fabulousness), has remained stubbornly silent on the matter. His spokesperson, a shifty-eyed chihuahua named Mr. Bigglesworth, released a statement simply reading: "The family is currently enjoying a wholesome evening of synchronized swimming and gender-affirming nail art. No further comment."

The internet, of course, has exploded. #ButtercupBetrayed is trending globally, alongside #GayGenesStrong and a particularly hilarious meme featuring Buttercup's face photoshopped onto a RuPaul's Drag Race contestant's body. Conservative pundits are struggling to reconcile their outrage with the undeniable cuteness of the twins' matching rainbow tutus. One prominent commentator, known only as 'Chad Thundercock' on Twitter, simply tweeted a GIF of a confused-looking owl.

Experts suggest this incident may signal a paradigm shift in the anti-LGBTQ+ movement, or it could just be a very elaborate, very expensive, very fabulous prank. Either way, it's given us all something to talk about besides the impending climate apocalypse, so thanks, Barnaby! (And Kim and Kanye, you adorable little rebels).