Sources close to the senator claim his sudden about-face (or, more accurately, about-face-plant into a vegan cupcake) is due to a 'profound spiritual awakening' brought on by a potent combination of organic kombucha and a three-hour-long documentary on the history of drag. Others suggest he simply mistook the rally for a particularly eccentric garden party. Either way, this event has raised a question many will ponder: Is it possible to be simultaneously completely wrong about trans rights and still accidentally become a queer icon? Only time – and a metric ton of glitter – will tell.