In a plot twist more shocking than the time RuPaul revealed he'd actually been a sentient teapot all along, renowned anti-trans activist, Ms. Agnes Periwinkle, has launched a makeup line specifically designed for transgender women. Dubbed "Trans-formative Cosmetics," the line boasts a range of products with names like "Gender-Fluid Foundation," "Hormone-Happy Highlighter," and the surprisingly popular, "TERF-tastic Teal."

Ms. Periwinkle, in a statement released alongside a strangely well-lit Instagram selfie, explained her decision: "I've always believed in giving trans women the tools to...well, you know… *conform* to societal expectations. This makeup line ensures they can achieve the flawless, ultra-feminine look that will finally appease even the most… *concerned* members of the community. Think of it as a 'cis-tem' makeover!"

Critics, however, aren't buying it. "It's like if a climate change denier invented a super-efficient solar panel," quipped one gender studies professor, while sipping a kale smoothie infused with unicorn tears. Another commentator, identifying themselves only as "@QueenOfShade69," simply tweeted a gif of Beyonce saying, "Uh huh, honey."

The line's most controversial shade, "TERF-tastic Teal," has sparked heated debates online. Ms. Periwinkle insists the name is a nod to the vibrant energy of the trans community, whereas others see it as a brazen attempt to reclaim the derogatory term and turn it into a trendy eyeshadow color. Regardless, early sales figures suggest that Ms. Periwinkle might just have accidentally stumbled onto the most effective anti-TERF strategy ever devised. The irony is so thick, you could spread it on toast...and it might actually look good with TERF-tastic Teal.

The Trans-formative Cosmetics line is currently available online, and – in a truly baffling move – boasts a 10% discount for those who can successfully identify all seven TERF tropes in a single social media post.