In a shocking turn of events that has the internet ablaze with more memes than a pride parade after a glitter bomb explosion, Pastor Ezekiel Bile, known for his staunch opposition to 'rainbow propaganda,' was spotted officiating Sunday service in a vestment so flamboyant, even RuPaul would raise a skeptical eyebrow (and then sashay away in awe). The good pastor, who last week banned all rainbow decorations from his church citing their supposed 'Satanic symbolism,' appeared in a shimmering rainbow ensemble that could only be described as a holy Technicolor dreamcoat – a sartorial supernova of liturgical fabulousness.

Witnesses report that the sermon, which initially railed against the 'sinful tide of LGBTQ+ acceptance,' somehow morphed into a surprisingly insightful discourse on the multifaceted nature of God's love, punctuated by impromptu gospel singing in a surprisingly high key. One devout congregant, Brenda from accounting (who secretly identifies as a lesbian witch), whispered, "Honey, I think the Holy Spirit gave him a makeover!"

Meanwhile, social media erupted with a torrent of memes, ranging from side-by-side images of Pastor Bile's 'before' and 'after' looks to hilarious recreations using the 'Dramatic Chipmunk' sound effect. Some commenters speculate that the pastor's wardrobe malfunction might have been caused by a rogue glitter bomb launched by a mischievous group of drag queens, a theory supported by the discovery of several rogue rainbow feather boas inexplicably draped over the church organ.

Pastor Bile, reached for comment, simply stated, "God works in mysterious ways... and apparently, through a really well-stocked costume shop." The church has since announced an "emergency rainbow re-evaluation" and a mandatory workshop on 'Understanding the Theology of Sequins.' Stay tuned for further developments; this story is sure to have more twists and turns than a Cher concert.