In a shocking turn of events that has left legal eagles flapping their wings in bewilderment (and possibly clutching their pearls), Judge Theodore 'Ted' Worthington III, the very man who issued a controversial injunction banning drag performances in the city, has been spotted weekly at "The Kiki Kabaret," a local drag club notorious for its glitter cannons and politically charged lip-sync battles. Sources say the Judge, a self-proclaimed "lover of all things fabulous" (and apparently all things involving copious amounts of glitter), attends every Wednesday, often requesting a personalized performance from 'Miss Crystal Methyd 2.0,' a local drag queen known for her uncanny resemblance to a particularly flamboyant squirrel.

Worthington's spokesperson, a very sweaty man named Chad, released a statement claiming the Judge’s attendance was purely "research-based." "Judge Worthington is committed to upholding the law," Chad stammered, adjusting his ill-fitting toupee, "and his weekly visits to The Kiki Kabaret are integral to his understanding of… uh… the performance arts. He's writing a dissertation on the socio-economic impact of rhinestones."

However, leaked footage shows the Judge enthusiastically participating in a 'Werq the World' inspired dance-off, where he reportedly 'accidentally' landed a split that would make Bob The Drag Queen jealous. Eyewitnesses also report Worthington loudly shouting, "Sashay away, homophobia!" before tipping a server with a suspiciously large wad of cash (rumoured to be proceeds from a highly successful 'Gavel-for-Glitter' charity auction).

Legal experts are divided. Some are calling for Worthington's impeachment, citing a blatant conflict of interest and a severe lack of self-awareness. Others believe his actions demonstrate a revolutionary new approach to jurisprudence, where legal decisions are informed by personal experience… and perhaps a little too much glitter. One thing is certain: the legal world has never been so fabulous – or so utterly confused.