In a stunning turn of events that has left the citizens of Smallville, Ohio reeling, Mayor Mildred McMuffin, a staunch opponent of 'immoral' drag events, has not only canceled all upcoming drag shows in the city, but has also revealed her secret identity as 'King McMuffin the Magnificent,' a flamboyant drag king with a penchant for glitter beards and interpretive dance routines involving tax forms.

Mayor McMuffin, known for her conservative views and pronouncements that drag is 'a slippery slope to… well, more glitter, apparently,' announced the cancellation of the 'Pride & Prejudice' drag brunch last week, citing concerns about 'public decency.' However, leaked footage from a private fundraising gala shows the Mayor herself lip-syncing to 'Bohemian Rhapsody' in a full-sequined Elvis jumpsuit, complete with a comically oversized sideburn glued directly onto her face.

"It's all about perspective," explained a visibly exhausted city council member, wiping glitter from their eyebrow, "Apparently, drag is only indecent when performed by those *less* talented than the Mayor." The council member also confirmed that the city’s budget for next year unexpectedly includes a significant increase in the line item for ‘Royal Regalia and Rhinestones.’

Residents are divided, with some praising the Mayor's 'bold commitment to personal expression' while others are questioning whether the canceled drag events were simply a ploy to clear the calendar for 'King McMuffin the Magnificent’s' triumphant debut.

'King McMuffin' has yet to comment publicly, but sources say he’s already planning a sequel to his surprisingly successful 'tax audit' themed lip-sync performance, entitled 'Auditing My Emotions: A Drag King's Journey Through the IRS.' Tickets are expected to sell out faster than a politician’s promises.