In a stunning turn of events that's simultaneously baffling and hilarious, Ms. Karen Smith, a second-grade teacher known for her staunch belief that 'boys will be boys (and girls will be girls, and no in-betweens, thank you very much!),' has accidentally created the most progressive, gender-fluid curriculum in the history of elementary education.

Ms. Smith, initially protesting the school's new trans-inclusive policy with the fiery intensity of a thousand suns, decided to show everyone just how 'wrong' this whole thing was by crafting a 'traditional' curriculum. Her plan? To focus on strictly gendered activities: 'boys' would learn to build spaceships (naturally), while 'girls' would learn to bake cupcakes (duh!).

However, somewhere between her meticulously planned lesson plans and the actual implementation, a catastrophic case of irony struck. It seems Ms. Smith's 'traditional' approach led to a profound realization: building spaceships and baking cupcakes are actually pretty damn fun, regardless of gender.

The result? A wildly popular, completely accidental gender-neutral curriculum that now includes lessons on building gender-fluid Lego castles (complete with sparkly unicorn turrets and spaceships that can also be used as cupcake dispensers), and a surprisingly successful interdisciplinary unit combining rocket science with vegan baking techniques.

Students, who were previously engaged in the typical elementary school battles over who got the blue crayon and who got the pink one, are now happily collaborating, their creative juices flowing as freely as glitter at a Pride parade.

'It's...it's just...different,' Ms. Smith stammered to reporters, visibly flustered. 'I thought I was being so clear and traditional! But now, they’re all learning about the non-binary nature of play dough. Apparently, it can be anything they want, which includes a sparkly, rainbow-colored alien. I need a Chardonnay.'

Meanwhile, the school's principal, a cheerful individual named Chad (who identifies as a 'Proud Ally'), has announced plans to expand the gender-neutral curriculum across the entire school, and possibly even turn the whole place into a giant, gender-fluid, eco-conscious rainbow utopia. Ms. Smith, however, is currently working on a counter-protest involving a vast amount of cupcakes. The battle for the hearts and minds (and the play dough) continues.