In a shocking turn of events that has the internet ablaze (quite literally, given the vibrant color scheme involved), Pastor Chad Thundercock of the ‘Holy Rollercoaster’ megachurch has banned all rainbow decorations from church grounds, citing them as ‘too flamboyant for God’s taste.’ However, in what can only be described as a divine act of irony (or perhaps a spectacular wardrobe malfunction), Pastor Chad accidentally debuted his new sermon vestments: a dazzling ensemble of rainbow sequins, shimmering like a disco ball that escaped from a Kylie Minogue concert.

Sources inside the church report that the pastor, upon realizing his sartorial blunder, simply declared it ‘a divine intervention demonstrating God’s own queer joy’. This statement, naturally, sent social media into overdrive, with comment sections erupting into a chaotic ballet of conflicting opinions. One user, under the handle ‘@AuntKaren69,’ declared the situation ‘an abomination against all that is holy and American,’ while others celebrated the unexpected ‘drip’ as a sign of progressive, inclusive theology.

The incident has sparked heated debates on the inherent contradictions of conservative religiosity and its relationship with LGBTQ+ inclusivity, prompting various memes featuring Pastor Chad’s sparkling vestments superimposed onto iconic imagery, ranging from Michelangelo’s Sistine Chapel to the latest Beyoncé album cover.

Meanwhile, the church’s official statement maintains that the rainbow vestments were a ‘one-time, divinely inspired mishap’ – an explanation many find as believable as a politician's promise to keep their hands to themselves. The church is now accepting donations for a new line of ‘God-approved’ rainbow-colored merchandise, featuring slogans like ‘Love is Love (Except for That Which Offends Me)’ and ‘Be Gay, Do Crime… Wait, No. Just Be Gay.’ The profits, Pastor Chad assures, will go towards funding the church’s new 'Conversion Therapy... *Just Kidding!*... Community Outreach Program'.