In a plot twist more shocking than a Kylie Jenner pregnancy announcement, Brenda Biggerson, the politician whose anti-gay marriage stance is rock-solid (or so she thought), accidentally officiated the wedding of two drag queens, Chad and Trixie, last Saturday. Sources say Biggerson, who was booked for the ceremony under the mistaken identity of "Brenda Blessington" (a notorious wedding officiant known for her fabulous floral arrangements and questionable life choices), was utterly bewildered when she realized the happy couple were wearing more glitter than a disco ball.

Witnesses describe a scene of pure, unadulterated chaos. Biggerson, initially attempting to declare the union "null and void" and "an affront to God and small-town America," was swiftly silenced by Trixie’s perfectly executed death drop. Chad, ever the pragmatist, then produced a contract cleverly disguised as a tax return, outlining Biggerson’s legal obligation to complete the ceremony, which cited a clause concerning “binding legal contracts signed under duress involving extreme amounts of glitter."

The ceremony itself was described as “a fever dream of acceptance.” Biggerson, in a moment of sheer unexpected grace (or possibly sheer terror), somehow managed to pronounce Chad and Trixie as legally wed, ending the ceremony with a mumbled, "God...bless...the gays...I guess." The subsequent reception, naturally, involved a surprise appearance by RuPaul and a cake made entirely of edible glitter.

Experts are debating whether this is a testament to the power of love, a hilariously ironic turn of events, or a clear sign of the apocalypse. Regardless, one thing is certain: Brenda Biggerson's political career has just become infinitely more... fabulous.