In a move that's simultaneously baffling and breathtakingly fabulous, Mayor Mildred McMillan, a woman whose political career is as predictable as a beige cardigan, has banned all rainbow decorations from city property. Her reasoning? 'Too much color. It clashes with the tasteful beige of my soul,' she stated in a press conference that involved an uncomfortable amount of staring at her own reflection.

However, in what can only be described as a divine intervention orchestrated by RuPaul himself, the Mayor’s office has inexplicably transformed into a kaleidoscope of pride. Apparently, during a late-night, stress-induced painting spree – fueled by a rogue bottle of tequila and a re-run of *Queer Eye* – the Mayor accidentally painted her entire office in a dazzling rainbow, complete with glitter accents and a subtle, yet undeniably fabulous, drag queen-inspired mural.

Sources close to the Mayor (mostly her increasingly concerned staff) report that she now refers to the incident as a 'spiritual awakening,' claiming the rainbow 'chose' her. Meanwhile, the city council is in an uproar. Conservative Councilman Bob ‘Bobby Beige’ Butterfield is calling for an immediate investigation, insisting the rainbow is a 'blatant assault on traditional values' (presumably meaning the traditional value of bland, beige walls). He's also demanding a full accounting of the tequila bill, clearly overlooking the far more pressing issue of the Mayor’s newfound, dazzling flair for interior design.

Meanwhile, local LGBTQ+ activists are planning a parade – a rainbow-colored, glitter-bombing parade – to show their support for Mayor McMillan’s ‘accidental’ act of queer solidarity. They've even started a GoFundMe to purchase her a fabulous rainbow-colored power suit. It’s a beautiful display of irony – a hateful ban leading to the city's most spectacular display of queer joy. Honestly, the irony is so delicious, it tastes like glitter-infused tequila. And you know what? We're not complaining.