In a shocking twist that has left the internet simultaneously bewildered and mildly aroused, mega-star Chad Thundercock, known for his chiseled jawline and heteronormative action roles, has vehemently denied rumors of bisexuality… while simultaneously joining the cast of a new, all-queer reality show called 'RuPaul's Drag Race: The Chad Thundercock Experience'.

"Let me be clear," Thundercock declared in a press conference held in a suspiciously sparkly, feather-adorned room, "I'm as straight as an arrow… an arrow that inexplicably just found itself in a box of glitter and fishnet stockings." He then proceeded to demonstrate a surprisingly impressive death drop.

The show, a spin-off of the massively popular RuPaul’s Drag Race, will feature Thundercock alongside a cast of drag queens who, according to sources, are "more fabulous than a unicorn riding a rainbow made of pure, unadulterated fabulousness." Producers claim the show will explore themes of gender fluidity, self-expression, and the surprising synergy between oiled-up biceps and a perfectly executed tuck.

"We believe Chad's presence will challenge preconceived notions about masculinity and sexuality," says RuPaul, who was reportedly seen sipping a martini and wearing a full-body Chad Thundercock costume during the announcement. "Or maybe we just needed someone to lift those heavy sets for the next season. Either way, he's got great legs."

Fans are already buzzing, with speculation ranging from 'Is this a brilliant satire?' to 'Is this the beginning of the end of heteronormativity… or just the beginning of a very entertaining mess?' One thing is for certain: Chad Thundercock's journey into the wonderfully weird world of drag is sure to be a wild ride. And frankly, we're all here for it. Even if we don't entirely understand it. Especially if it involves more death drops.