In a move that has left political pundits scratching their heads (and possibly their eyes), Senator Barnaby Butterfield, a staunch opponent of 'rainbow-colored propaganda,' has introduced a bill banning the display of rainbow flags on all public property. The bill, which he claims is necessary to 'protect the sanctity of the American flag and prevent the spread of unnatural colors,' has sparked outrage amongst LGBTQ+ activists and confused onlookers alike.

However, a shocking development has emerged. Yesterday, local real estate records revealed the Senator's recent purchase of a sprawling mansion, the exterior of which is a dazzling, full-spectrum rainbow. The property, complete with a shimmering, multi-hued swimming pool and a kaleidoscopic garden, is reportedly valued at $17 million.

When questioned about the apparent hypocrisy, Senator Butterfield released a statement declaring, "The mansion is purely for research purposes! I need to study the effects of vibrant colors on… uh… national morale. The rainbow is, after all, a scientific phenomenon, not a symbol of… anything else."

Sources close to the Senator (who wish to remain anonymous for fear of being 're-educated' on the proper usage of patriotic hues) claim that the Senator is actually quite fond of rainbows, and that the ban is merely a cunning attempt to corner the market on rainbow-themed real estate, thus increasing the value of his newly acquired, chromatically-charged palace.

The Senator's office has refused to comment further, citing the need for more… ‘research’ into the matter. Stay tuned for further updates as this bizarre saga unfolds, and remember to keep an eye out for suspiciously vibrant property listings in your neighborhood.