In a shocking turn of events that has left even the most seasoned culture warriors scratching their perfectly coiffed heads, Pastor Ezekiel 'Zeke' Righteous, known for his fire-and-brimstone sermons condemning the 'lifestyle choices' of the LGBTQ+ community, has inadvertently become the unlikely founder of 'Rainbow Revelations,' a wildly popular LGBTQ+ support group.

Pastor Righteous, whose recent sermon – a passionate tirade against the ‘rainbow menace’ – was livestreamed to an audience of approximately three (his mother, his goldfish, and a particularly judgmental squirrel), somehow managed to inspire a surge in LGBTQ+ activism. Attendees describe his fiery rhetoric as 'unintentionally empowering,' citing his passionate pronouncements as 'a weirdly effective form of queer affirmation.'

'He was so angry, it was almost… hot,' commented Tiffany 'Tiff' Summers, a drag queen who now leads the group's weekly 'Drag & Devote' Bible study sessions. 'It was like a queer baptism by fire! And the way he kept shouting about the 'abomination' of glitter? Girl, that's our aesthetic.'

The group, now boasting over 100 members (including Zeke's goldfish, who now sports a tiny rainbow bandana), is said to be planning a massive 'Love Wins' bake-off, complete with a judging panel comprised entirely of former members of Westboro Baptist Church. (Sources say they've been surprisingly open-minded, even requesting a recipe for 'Holy Spirit-Infused Caramel Cake.')

'It's all part of our 'God's Love is Like a Rainbow' initiative,' explained Tiff. 'Zeke might not understand, but hey, we get that he's still working through some… *issues*. And the man does make a mean apple pie.'

Pastor Righteous, when contacted for comment, simply mumbled something about 'the devil working in mysterious ways,' before enthusiastically asking if anyone wanted to join his newly formed 'Queer Quilting Circle.' He's reportedly already designed a stunning pride-themed tapestry depicting himself as a mythical unicorn named Sparklehoof.