In a stunning display of… well, something, renowned gender-neutral bathroom activist, Chad Thundercock (yes, really), has taken a bold stance against public restrooms. Apparently, the very *existence* of gendered bathrooms is a microaggression against his exquisitely curated collection of gender-bending athleisure wear.

'It's simply not inclusive enough,' Chad whined to our reporters, dramatically adjusting his pastel pink tutu. 'The cisnormative heteropatriarchy of pre-assigned plumbing fixtures is a blatant attack on my self-expression! I refuse to be confined to the binary of porcelain thrones!'

Instead of engaging in civil discourse (or, you know, using a public restroom like a normal human), Chad has taken the revolutionary step of building his own, spectacularly flamboyant gender-neutral bathroom in his home. Think less 'functional toilet' and more 'an immersive, gender-fluid performance art installation' – complete with a disco ball, a unicorn tapestry, and a life-sized cut-out of RuPaul.

'This,' Chad declared, gesturing dramatically toward his new facilities (which include a bidet that plays 'YMCA' on repeat), 'is the future of sanitation! A utopia where gender is fluid, the toilet paper is sustainably sourced, and everyone is welcome… as long as they adhere to my strict, and frankly somewhat arbitrary, dress code.'

Naturally, his actions have triggered a fierce debate. Conservatives are outraged, citing concerns about potential plumbing issues and the overall lack of common sense. Liberals, meanwhile, are mostly divided over whether the unicorn tapestry is appropriative or actually kind of fabulous.

Chad remains unmoved. 'The struggle for gender-neutral bathrooms is a long and arduous journey,' he declared, before adding, 'but at least I finally have a place to comfortably change out of my 'I identify as an attack helicopter' onesie.'