In a stunning turn of events that has left the internet simultaneously baffled and mildly entertained, renowned conservative radio host, Bartholomew 'Bart' Bigglesworth, has legally changed his name to 'They/Themself McMuffin' after publicly mocking the use of gender-neutral pronouns. Sources close to the situation (who wish to remain anonymous for fear of being invited to a particularly awkward gender studies seminar) claim that Bart's decision followed a particularly vigorous debate with his toaster about the inherent biases of sliced bread.

"It was a revelation," whispered a source, who identifies as a sentient avocado named Guac. "He realized that by rejecting pronouns, he was actually rejecting the very fabric of reality itself. Or maybe he just really, really likes muffins."

The change has caused a flurry of activity online, with some conservatives accusing Bart of succumbing to 'woke' ideology, while others are simply confused. One commentator, under the handle 'MAGA_MuffinMan69,' posted: "First they came for the pronouns, then they came for my breakfast... and now I'm questioning everything."

Legal experts are equally perplexed. "This is unprecedented," declared Professor Quentin Quibble of Harvard Law, whilst adjusting his gender-fluid cardigan. "It's a fascinating case study in the unpredictable nature of self-sabotage... and perhaps the power of a really good muffin."

They/Themself McMuffin (formerly Bart Bigglesworth) has yet to comment publicly, though sources say they/themself has been spotted wearing a sequined jumpsuit and attempting to bake a gender-neutral cake. The cake, reportedly, was a complete disaster, but hey, at least they/themself are embracing their newfound identity with a characteristically flamboyant approach. The incident leaves us to ponder: Is this a genuine epiphany, a brilliant piece of performance art, or just the result of a particularly potent batch of artisanal sourdough? Only time (and possibly a therapist specializing in identity crises and baked goods) will tell.