In a move that has baffled corporate America and delighted the surprisingly robust Narnia tourism industry, Grizelda Grimshaw, CEO of mega-corp 'Stuff-N-Things', has publicly denounced her company's participation in this year's Pride parade. 'Pride is… distracting,' she declared in a press release that was suspiciously shiny and smelled faintly of lavender. 'Focus on the bottom line, people! Rainbow capitalism is for the birds… unless those birds are fabulously wealthy, then… carry on.'

However, leaked documents obtained by our crack investigative team (one intern with a questionable grasp of ethics and a very good sense of smell) reveal a different story. Grimshaw, it turns out, has single-handedly financed the construction of a fully functioning, entirely self-sufficient LGBTQ+ nation in Narnia. Sources say the new nation, known as 'Aslan's Gay Kingdom' boasts a shimmering castle made of ethically sourced glitter, a surplus of artisanal marzipan, and a remarkably high tolerance for fauns in tutus.

'Grizelda's a genius!' whispered a suspiciously well-coiffed squirrel from the inside. 'She’s cleverly masked her altruism with faux-conservatism. It's like a reverse Robin Hood scheme – robbing the publicity budget to give to the truly deserving.'

When confronted with the evidence, Grimshaw merely smiled, adjusted her perfectly coiffed hair, and stated, 'I will neither confirm nor deny my role in the founding of Aslan's Gay Kingdom. But if you're looking for a delightfully magical holiday destination, well… let's just say it's ‘pawsitively’ breathtaking.'