In a stunning display of cognitive dissonance that would make a philosophy professor weep, renowned influencer Chad Thundercock (real name: Chad Thundercockington III) has launched a limited-edition Pride collection, despite previously claiming to not ‘understand’ LGBTQ+ trends.

"I just don’t get it," Chad declared in a now-viral TikTok, sporting a sequined, rainbow-colored onesie from his very own collection. "All these pronouns and stuff… it’s just… confusing. But, like, the rainbow is pretty, right? And money is pretty! This collection is giving… profit! A lot of profit!"

The collection, predictably titled "Chad’s Rainbow Riot" (a title he assures us was not chosen ironically), features a range of apparel from glittery tank tops proclaiming 'Ally' (in a font suspiciously similar to Comic Sans) to rainbow-striped socks that, according to Chad, “really pop.”

Critics have pointed out the blatant hypocrisy, noting Chad’s previous pronouncements about the ‘over-sensitivity’ of the LGBTQ+ community, all while simultaneously profiting handsomely from their celebration of Pride. One Twitter user commented, "He's basically the capitalist embodiment of performative allyship. It’s the fashion equivalent of a slap in the face with a rainbow-colored velvet glove."

Chad, however, remains unfazed. "Haters gonna hate," he responded in a series of Instagram stories featuring him wearing every item from the collection simultaneously. "But they're gonna be hating while I'm counting my Benjamins. And those Benjamins are definitely giving… Pride!"