In a stunning display of… something, controversial influencer Brenda 'Brenda-licious' Buttercup, known for her vehemently anti-LGBTQ+ Instagram posts (including one infamous image of a rainbow flag with the caption 'Get this COMMIE trash outta here!'), has launched a new candle line called 'Rainbow Riot.' The collection, which features scents like 'Unicorn Vomit,' 'Tears of a Cisgender Man,' and the surprisingly popular 'Grandma's Lavender Closet (But Make it Gay),' is marketed towards the LGBTQ+ community.

In a recent interview with Brenda-licious (conducted entirely through aggressively passive-aggressive emojis), she explained the brand's ethos: "Look, I still think the whole 'gay agenda' is a load of…well, you know. But capitalism, darlings! Capitalism is my new religion. And my new religion demands rainbows, glitter, and an outrageous profit margin. Besides," she added, twirling a suspiciously large diamond ring, "It's ironic, darling. Isn't irony, like, *so* woke?"

The collection has been met with a mixed reaction. Many are calling it the ultimate example of performative allyship, pointing out the glaring hypocrisy. Others are simply baffled by the 'Unicorn Vomit' scent, which apparently smells alarmingly like burnt sugar and regret. Meanwhile, Brenda-licious's former followers, mostly comprised of people who think the Earth is flat and vaccines cause autism, are having a complete meltdown, claiming that she's been 'brainwashed by the liberal elite' (and probably secretly a lesbian).

Despite the controversy, 'Rainbow Riot' is already selling out. Brenda-licious assures everyone that a percentage of profits will be donated to… oh, wait, she's changed her mind. The proceeds will now fund her new 'private island for influencers who hate cancel culture' project, where, apparently, 'Unicorn Vomit' scented candles will be mandatory.

We reached out to GLAAD for comment, but all we got was a single, perfectly placed eye-roll emoji. And frankly, that's comment enough.