In a shocking turn of events that has left the internet simultaneously baffled and in stitches, daytime talk show host Chad Thundercock, known for his greased-back hair and penchant for aggressively mediocre dad jokes, has been accused of… being too LGBTQ+-friendly?

The controversy began when Chad, during a segment titled "Gaydar Gone Wrong: A Hilariously Awkward Game Show," mistook a taxidermied squirrel for a drag queen. While the audience howled with laughter, several prominent LGBTQ+ activists took to Twitter to decry the 'tone-deaf' nature of the joke, completely missing the punchline that the squirrel was actually a renowned performance artist named 'Squeaky Von Butterscotch III' known for its avant-garde nut-based performance art.

This incident follows a week where Chad's show featured a panel of LGBTQ+ guests discussing their experiences with everything from dating apps to the existential dread of choosing the right shade of glitter eyeshadow. The segment, shockingly, did not end in a fiery debate or a single canceled guest. Instead, it ended with Chad, adorned in a sequined cape, attempting – and spectacularly failing – to recreate a vogue pose.

"It’s simply preposterous," stated Brenda Glitterbomb, a self-proclaimed 'expert' in manufactured outrage. "He's using our community for cheap laughs! Though, I must admit, that sequined cape was rather fetching."

Sources close to Chad report that he is 'unfazed' by the accusations, instead focusing on developing his new segment "Trans Rights? More Like Trans-Rights-iously Hilarious!" which, reportedly, involves a series of increasingly convoluted puns and a surprisingly accurate rendition of RuPaul's "Supermodel (You Better Work)."

Stay tuned to see how this bizarre saga unfolds. Will Chad be cancelled? Or will his surprisingly effective brand of accidental inclusivity ultimately win over even the most hardened outrage-mongers? Only time – and a whole lot of glitter – will tell.