In a shocking turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the nation's already fragile ecosystem of beige suburban anxieties, Councilman Chad Chadwellson was spotted enjoying a drag brunch this past Sunday. Sources say Chad, known for his staunch support of… well, nothing really, besides lawn care ordinances… was seen enthusiastically lip-syncing to 'Vogue' while simultaneously polishing off a three-tiered Pride-themed cupcake tower. Eyewitnesses report his attempts at the death drop were… less than successful, resulting in a minor incident involving a mimosa and a very startled chihuahua.
The event, which was hosted by the legendary Sasha Velour's cousin, Sasha Velour's cousin's friend (who insists on only being called 'Glitter'), has ignited a firestorm of outrage among the 'concerned citizens' (mostly Karens with questionable taste in cardigans) who claim this brazen display of… fun… is a clear and present danger to the very fabric of… something. They haven’t quite figured out what, but they’re very upset.
One particularly irate Karen, identified only as 'Brenda,' stated, "This is an outrage! My children! My children's children! They'll be… *exposed* to… joy! It's a slippery slope to… glitter! And… acceptance! Oh, the humanity!"
Meanwhile, Councilman Chadwellson, who was unavailable for comment because he was busy perfecting his 'Werq the World' inspired death drop (still with limited success), issued a statement through his spokesperson, a very well-groomed Persian cat named Mittens. Mittens, via a series of carefully-placed meows and strategically positioned tuna cans, confirmed Chad's attendance and declared that 'the mimosa was exquisite' before adding, in a surprisingly articulate meow, 'I'm not accepting questions at this time.'
The incident has sparked a debate about the appropriateness of politicians enjoying themselves in public, especially when it involves activities that aren't directly related to enacting draconian measures against the less fortunate. Experts predict that this unprecedented level of Chad's unconventionality could lead to a mass exodus of Karens to the nearest antique store where they can finally find their center (and matching beige sweaters). This, however, could potentially result in an even bigger crisis: a nationwide shortage of sensible cardigans.
