In a stunning display of unintentional irony that would make even Oscar Wilde blush, Pastor Ezekiel 'Zeke' Righteous, known for his fiery sermons denouncing the "rainbow menace" and the "satanic scourge of glitter," has inadvertently founded the 'Love is Love (and Spare Strikes!)' LGBTQ+ bowling league.

Pastor Righteous, during his Sunday sermon last week, unleashed a torrent of homophobic rhetoric, claiming that bowling pins were a gateway drug to…well, to something vaguely sinful involving acceptance and joy. He ended his tirade with a truly inspiring call to action: "Let us cleanse this unholy alley of its rainbow-colored abominations!"

Unfortunately for Pastor Righteous (and hilariously for everyone else), the sermon was live-streamed. And what followed was a social media tsunami of gay pride and ironic memes. A group of activists, spearheaded by a sassy drag queen named Trixie Mattel-esque (yes, *that* Trixie), saw the opportunity and took it. They organized a bowling league, directly responding to Pastor Righteous' call to 'cleanse the alley.' Except, their cleansing involved glitter, rainbows, and enough fabulousness to make RuPaul himself envious.

Now, the 'Love is Love' league is booming, with participants ranging from flamboyant drag queens and genderfluid powerhouses to surprisingly enthusiastic elderly couples who just wanted to bowl with a little extra sparkle. Pastor Righteous, attempting to reclaim his narrative, recently tried to get the league shut down, claiming it's a 'sinful gathering of...strikingly fashionable individuals.' The court rejected his claim, stating that his 'arguments lacked any legal merit, not to mention a sense of humour.' Meanwhile, the league has started accepting applications for a 'straight ally' division – a surprisingly competitive group now dominated by repentant former members of Pastor Righteous's own congregation.

This whole saga proves one thing: Sometimes, the most effective way to fight hate is to embrace it with enough glitter to blind your adversaries – literally. Because honestly, who hasn't experienced the divine intervention of a perfectly rolled spare? Even Pastor Righteous, maybe… once the glitter settles.