In a stunning turn of events that has left the local evangelical community scratching their heads (and possibly their bibles), Pastor Billy Bob Billybobson, known for his fiery sermons against the ‘rainbow menace,’ has inadvertently founded the most vibrant LGBTQ+ support group this side of the Mississippi. It all started last Sunday, when Pastor Billy Bob, in a sermon dripping with brimstone and questionable interpretations of Leviticus, vehemently denounced LGBTQ+ rights. He declared that such lifestyles were 'an abomination unto the Lord,' a phrase he followed with a suspiciously enthusiastic, '...and also, a really great conversation starter!'

Apparently, the pastor's 'denouncement' was misinterpreted by several members of his congregation – mostly those who’d been secretly attending RuPaul's Drag Race viewing parties in their basements. This led to a flood of heartfelt emails, expressing their support for the pastor's… uh… *unique* message of love and acceptance (a message they somehow deciphered from his warnings about the ‘gates of hell’ and the ‘wrath of a vengeful God’).

Within a week, Pastor Billy Bob found himself hosting 'Rainbow Revelations,' a weekly meeting that features everything from drag queen story time for toddlers to intense discussions on the theological implications of gender-affirming care. 'I never intended for this to happen,' the pastor confessed during an exclusive interview with our intrepid reporter (who wore a full-body glitter suit for the occasion, naturally), 'but I suppose God works in mysterious ways. And by God, I mean, like, you know, the gays. They really know how to throw a party.'

The group’s activities are legendary. They've even started a fundraising campaign for ‘Drag Queen Therapy,’ which apparently involves a blend of glitter, emotional support, and a surprisingly effective technique using lip-sync battles to address repressed trauma. It’s become so wildly popular that several members of the local KKK (Keepin' it Kool Klub) are reportedly waiting in line for an appointment.

Meanwhile, the local chapter of the Westboro Baptist Church is planning a counter-protest—a protest that, ironically, has been sponsored by a local queer-owned bakery offering ‘Love is Love’ themed cupcakes. Experts believe this whole situation perfectly encapsulates the current cultural climate: utterly baffling, slightly terrifying, and incredibly fabulous.