In a shocking turn of events that's left the entire city of Springfield in a state of glitter-induced confusion, Mayor Mildred McMillan, known for her...
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In a move that's simultaneously baffling and breathtakingly tone-deaf, Cuthbert “Cuthbert” Cuthbertson III, CEO of the ironically named 'Straight-...
In a stunning display of…well, something, Police Chief Reginald Hardcastle, a man whose mustache alone could rival a small-town mayoral campaign, ha...
In a stunning reversal that has sent shockwaves through the scientific community (and slightly bewildered the pigeons outside the lab), renowned heter...
In a stunning twist that has sent shockwaves through the heteronormative community (and mildly inconvenienced the stock market), renowned (and suspici...
In a stunning display of cognitive dissonance that would make a quantum physicist weep, Chad Thundercock, the country music star known for his songs a...
