In a stunning twist that's left legal eagles flapping their wings like startled peacocks, Judge Chad Thundercock, the very jurist who famously banned ...
In a stunning twist of irony that would make even Oscar Wilde blush, renowned (and previously closeted) heteronormative scientist, Dr. Bartholomew But...
In a twist more shocking than a Kylie Jenner pregnancy announcement, global superstar Chad Thundercock, known for his staunch opposition to same-sex m...
In a move that has left the internet simultaneously baffled and bewildered, Chad Thundercock, CEO of the aggressively beige corporation 'BeigeCorp', ...
In a stunning turn of events that's left the conservative PTA clutching their pearls tighter than a Kardashian on a low-carb diet, Mildred Crabtree, t...
In a stunning display of what can only be described as peak millennial performative allyship gone horribly, hilariously wrong, Chad Thundercock, CEO ...
In a stunning turn of events that has left the nation simultaneously baffled and strangely…thrilled?, Mayor Mildred McMillan, known for her surprisi...
In a move that has left political pundits scratching their perfectly sculpted heads and the internet ablaze with memes featuring a surprisingly buff R...
In a shocking turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the heteronormative bedrock of society, Ryan Reynolds, Hollywood's resident cheeky rogue...
