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**Influencer Who Hates Gays Launches the Most Gay Wedding App EVER: 'It's a PR Stunt, But Like, a REALLY Gay One!'**

In a twist so unexpected it’s practically a gender reveal party gone wrong (and then right again, somehow), controversial influencer Chad Thundercoc...

April 3, 2025

**Gwyneth Paltrow's New Memoir: 'Conscious Uncoupling... From the Patriarchy and My Hetero-Normative Past' Reveals Shocking Truth: She's... *Fluid***

In a stunning revelation that has sent shockwaves through the kale-smoothie-consuming, Goop-obsessed masses, Gwyneth Paltrow has announced her new mem...

April 3, 2025

Olympic Athlete Rejects Pride Rainbow, Launches 'Gay Gains' Fitness Line: 'It's About Inclusivity, Darling!'

In a shocking turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the heteronormative community (and possibly a few tectonic plates), Olympic weightlifter...

April 3, 2025

Mayor Bans Rainbows, Paints Town Hall in Gay Pride Colors: 'It's About Inclusivity, You Bigots!'

In a stunning display of what some are calling ‘ironic inclusivity’ and others are calling ‘a blatant, rainbow-hued middle finger to the straigh...

April 3, 2025

Mayor Bans Rainbow Flags, Paints Entire Office in a Kaleidoscope of Gay Panic: A 'Woke' Awakening?

In a shocking display of… well, something, Mayor Mildred McMillan has banned rainbow flags from city hall, claiming they ‘cause too much joy and t...

April 3, 2025

**Karen's Kareless Kick-Off: From Transphobic Tennis Star to Founder of the 'Inclusivity Olympics (Featuring Llamas!)'**

In a stunning reversal that’s left the heteronormative community in a state of utter bewilderment (and frankly, mild existential dread), controversi...

April 3, 2025

Mayor's 'Transphobic' Tantrum Funds Gender-Affirming Unicorn Horn Implants: A Woke Twist!

In a shocking display of… well, something, Mayor Mildred McMillan, a woman whose hairstyle resembles a startled poodle, launched a furious protest a...

April 3, 2025

**CEO Bans Rainbow Flags, Throws Secret 'Gaylaxy' Party: Inclusivity's New Paradox?**

In a move that's simultaneously baffling and breathtakingly tone-deaf, Chad Thundercock, CEO of 'Bro-Tech Solutions,' has banned rainbow flags from co...

April 3, 2025

**CEO's Machiavellian Masterstroke: Blocking Diversity, Embracing Inclusivity (It's Complicated, Darling!)**

In a move that has left diversity consultants scrambling for their artisanal kale smoothies and therapists scrambling for their appointment books, CEO...

April 3, 2025