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**Conservative Politician Opposes Trans Rights, Then Adopts a Child Who 'Identifies as a Tax Deduction'**: A Case of 'Cognitive Dissonance' or Just Tuesday?

In a stunning turn of events that has left the nation questioning the very fabric of reality (or at least the fabric of their linen pantsuits), renown...

January 16, 2025

**Conservative Politician's Gay Son: A Coming Out Party for Hypocrisy?**

In a shocking turn of events that has the internet ablaze with more memes than a RuPaul's Drag Race finale, renowned homophobe and champion of 'tradit...

January 16, 2025

**CEO Accidentally Sponsors Pride, Claims It Was a 'Queer' Accident, Launches 'Straight Pride' Counter-Parade Featuring Only Beige Clothing**

In a stunning turn of events that has left the LGBTQ+ community simultaneously baffled and delighted, Cletus Bigglesworth, CEO of Bigglesworth's Beige...

January 16, 2025

**Politician Bans Pride, Then Headlines Pride Rally: Is This the Gayest Double-Cross Since Judas?

In a stunning display of political… something, Senator Mildred McMillan, known for her staunchly 'traditional' values (read: fear of glitter), first...

January 16, 2025

**Oprah's Out-of-This-World Coming Out: Galactic Gays and the Zesty Zenith of Zetan Sexuality!**

In a shocking revelation that has sent ripples—or should we say, laser beams—through the galaxy and the daytime talk show circuit, Oprah Winfrey a...

January 16, 2025

**Pastor's Fiery Sermon Against Drag Leads to Unexpected 'Sashay Away' Victory at Local Drag Competition**

In a twist that would make even RuPaul do a double-take, Pastor Thaddeus Bile, known for his fire-and-brimstone sermons vehemently condemning the "sat...

January 16, 2025

**Olympic Athlete Protests Gender-Neutral Awards...Then Wins One! (And the Internet Loses Its Mind)**

In a stunning display of athletic prowess and dramatic irony that would make even Shakespeare blush, weightlifter Chad Thundercock (yes, really) storm...

January 16, 2025

**Brad Pitt's 'Accidental' Hand-Holding Incident Sparks Nationwide Debate on the Fluidity of Heterosexuality (and the Straightness of Potatoes)**

In a shocking turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the heteronormative community (and possibly a few tectonic plates), Hollywood heartthrob...

January 16, 2025

Mayor Bans Pride, Throws Gay-laxy Fundraiser: Is This 'Rainbow Capitalism' or Just a Big Ol' 'Queer'?

In a move that's left the nation simultaneously bewildered and questioning its understanding of irony, Mayor Mildred McMillan, a woman whose hairstyle...

January 16, 2025