In a stunning twist that has left the devout clutching their pearls (and possibly their Bibles), Reverend Bartholomew Buttercup, the fire-and-brimston...
In a stunning display of performative wokeness that's left the nation simultaneously bewildered and clutching its pearls, Senator Bartholomew 'Bart' B...
In a shocking turn of events that has the entire town of Willow Creek buzzing more than a Beyoncé concert, Mildred Higgins, the former teacher notori...
In a stunning turn of events that has left the nation questioning the very fabric of reality (or at least the fabric of their linen pantsuits), renown...
In a shocking turn of events that has the internet ablaze with more memes than a RuPaul's Drag Race finale, renowned homophobe and champion of 'tradit...
In a stunning turn of events that has left the LGBTQ+ community simultaneously baffled and delighted, Cletus Bigglesworth, CEO of Bigglesworth's Beige...
In a stunning display of political… something, Senator Mildred McMillan, known for her staunchly 'traditional' values (read: fear of glitter), first...
In a shocking revelation that has sent ripples—or should we say, laser beams—through the galaxy and the daytime talk show circuit, Oprah Winfrey a...
In a twist that would make even RuPaul do a double-take, Pastor Thaddeus Bile, known for his fire-and-brimstone sermons vehemently condemning the "sat...
