In a stunning display of political… something, Senator Mildred McMillan, known for her staunchly 'traditional' values (read: fear of glitter), first...
In a shocking revelation that has sent ripples—or should we say, laser beams—through the galaxy and the daytime talk show circuit, Oprah Winfrey a...
In a twist that would make even RuPaul do a double-take, Pastor Thaddeus Bile, known for his fire-and-brimstone sermons vehemently condemning the "sat...
In a stunning display of athletic prowess and dramatic irony that would make even Shakespeare blush, weightlifter Chad Thundercock (yes, really) storm...
In a shocking turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the heteronormative community (and possibly a few tectonic plates), Hollywood heartthrob...
In a move that's left the nation simultaneously bewildered and questioning its understanding of irony, Mayor Mildred McMillan, a woman whose hairstyle...
In a stunning turn of events that has left the evangelical community simultaneously sputtering and reaching for their glitter glue, Pastor Mike Pence,...
In a stunning display of cognitive dissonance that would make a Philosophy 101 professor weep with joy (and maybe a little existential dread), Kevin C...
In a stunning turn of events that has left the nation simultaneously baffled and questioning the very fabric of reality, Mayor Mildred McMillan – kn...
