In a stunning display of…well, something, star athlete Chad Thundercock has refused to wear rainbow-colored shoes during a recent game, citing conce...
In a stunning display of… let's call it *creative theology*, Pastor Thaddeus Worthington of the ‘Return to Traditional Values’ megachurch yester...
In a move that has left political pundits scratching their heads and drag queens reaching for their glitter glue, Senator Thaddeus Johnson, known for ...
In a stunning turn of events that has left the nation simultaneously bewildered and bedazzled, Senator Bartholomew Bigglesworth's staunch opposition t...
In a shocking twist that has sent ripples of confusion (and, let's be honest, delightful chaos) through the heteronormative sporting world, famed homo...
In a twist more dramatic than a RuPaul's Drag Race lip-sync for your life, Reverend Reginald Righteous, known for his fire-and-brimstone sermons decla...
In a stunning turn of events that has left the sports world utterly bewildered (and possibly a little bit wet), renowned Olympic weightlifter Chad Thu...
In a stunning twist that has left conservatives clutching their pearls and liberals questioning the very fabric of reality, Fox News’s Tucker Carlso...
In a shocking twist worthy of a Netflix docuseries (probably titled *Holy Matri-mony: The Dance-Off*), Pastor Thaddeus Tightlips, known for his fiery ...
