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Mayor Bans Pride, Throws Gay-laxy Fundraiser: Is This 'Rainbow Capitalism' or Just a Big Ol' 'Queer'?

In a move that's left the nation simultaneously bewildered and questioning its understanding of irony, Mayor Mildred McMillan, a woman whose hairstyle...

January 16, 2025

**Pastor Mike Pence's Shocking Conversion: From 'Gay-Free Zone' to 'Glitter Canon' in Under 60 Minutes!**

In a stunning turn of events that has left the evangelical community simultaneously sputtering and reaching for their glitter glue, Pastor Mike Pence,...

January 16, 2025

**Kevin Costner: From Dances with Wolves to Dances with…Queens? Hollywood's Biggest Hypocrite Hosts 'Drag Race: Yellowstone Edition!'**

In a stunning display of cognitive dissonance that would make a Philosophy 101 professor weep with joy (and maybe a little existential dread), Kevin C...

January 16, 2025

Mayor Cancels Pride, Stars in 'Gayest Documentary Ever Made': A Perfectly Normal Tuesday

In a stunning turn of events that has left the nation simultaneously baffled and questioning the very fabric of reality, Mayor Mildred McMillan – kn...

January 16, 2025

**Local Politician's 'Trans-formative' Healthcare Plan Sparks Debate: Is This the Most 'Woke' Betrayal Ever?**

In a move that's left the nation simultaneously baffled and slightly aroused (in a purely political sense, of course!), Councilman Chad Chadlington, a...

January 16, 2025

**Influencer Karen Karadashian Launches 'Rainbow Capitalism' Line After Condemning 'Gay Agenda' (And Yes, It's as Ironically Fabulous as It Sounds)**

In a twist so deliciously ironic it could curdle milk, controversial influencer Karen Karadashian – known for her staunch belief that the earth is f...

January 16, 2025

**Conservative Politician Cancels Drag Shows, Then Slays as 'King Konga' in Surprise 'Pride-tastic' Reveal!**

In a shocking turn of events that has left the nation simultaneously gasping and questioning the very fabric of reality, renowned homophobe and politi...

January 16, 2025

Straight Shooter Refuses Rainbow Kicks, Launches 'Gay Agenda' Fashion Line: A Pride Paradox?

In a stunning display of…well, something, star athlete Chad Thundercock has refused to wear rainbow-colored shoes during a recent game, citing conce...

January 16, 2025

**Pastor Burns Pride Flags, Profits from Rainbow-Colored Candles: Is This… *Spiritual Capitalism*?**

In a stunning display of… let's call it *creative theology*, Pastor Thaddeus Worthington of the ‘Return to Traditional Values’ megachurch yester...

January 16, 2025