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Athlete Demands Rainbow Jerseys Banned... Then Designs the Most Outrageous One Yet!

In a stunning turn of events that has left the sporting world reeling, renowned athlete and noted homophobe (allegedly, his lawyers are *very* keen to...

Senator Smith Opposes Transgender Athletes, Secretly Funds Drag Queen Story Hour Empire

In a stunning display of political schizophrenia that would make a schizophrenic question their diagnosis, Senator Mildred Smith today vehemently oppo...

CEO Blocks Pride Ad Campaign, Then 'Accidentally' Leads Family Pride Parade Float

In a stunning display of corporate hypocrisy that would make even the most seasoned cynic blush, C.E.O. of MegaCorp, Bartholomew Buttercup III, has be...

Beloved TV Host Denies Being Gay... While Filming a Gay Rom-Com with a Very Muscular Dolphin Trainer

In a shocking turn of events that has the internet ablaze with a mixture of confusion and popcorn, daytime TV personality Barry 'Sunshine' Buttercup h...

Anti-Trans Activist Launches Surprisingly Helpful (and Ironically Profitable) Makeup Tutorials for Trans Women

In a twist more shocking than a lukewarm cup of coffee, renowned anti-trans activist, Chad Thundercock (who, for legal reasons, we must clarify is not...

Beloved TV Host, Known for His 'Traditional Values,' Headlines Pride Festival: 'It's a Business Opportunity, Darling!'

Bartholomew Buttercup, the wholesome heartthrob of daytime television and staunch defender of 'traditional family values,' surprisingly headlined the ...

Pastor Who 'Abhors' LGBTQ+ Marries Gay Couple in Secret Ceremony: 'God Works in Mysterious Ways... and Vegas'

In a stunning turn of events that has left the devout utterly bewildered and the internet in stitches, Pastor Thaddeus Hightower, a fire-and-brimstone...

Senator Throatwarbler Mocks Pride, Immediately Launches 'Straight Pride' Charity (With Questionable Funding)

In a move that has left even seasoned political satirists scratching their heads, Senator Bartholomew Throatwarbler (R-Wyoming) publicly ridiculed Pri...

CEO Bans Rainbow Flags, Throws 'Most Exclusive' Pride Party Ever (Seriously)

In a move that has left employees simultaneously bewildered and deeply suspicious, the CEO of MegaCorp, Bartholomew Buttercup III, has issued a compan...