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Controversial Actress Mildred McMillan, Known for Anti-LGBTQ Stance, Pens Surprisingly Sapphic Saga: "Myles of Lesbian Leather"

In a twist more shocking than a chihuahua wearing a monocle, renowned actress Mildred McMillan, famous for her outspoken opposition to ‘the lifestyl...

December 30, 2024

Local Librarian Mildred McMillan Wins 'Gayest Gardener' Award at Annual Cucumber Festival

Mildred McMillan, a seemingly unremarkable librarian from Poughkeepsie, New York, has stunned the horticultural world by winning the prestigious 'Gaye...

December 30, 2024

Top 10 Ways to Embrace Your Inner Femboy: A Journey of Confidence and Style

The world is changing, and self-expression is thriving like never before. One subculture rising in popularity is the “femboy” aesthetic — a deli...

December 29, 2024

Top 10 Ways To Be Gay in 2025

As the world continues to evolve, so does the celebration and expression of queer identity. In 2025, being gay is more than just a label; it’s a lif...

December 29, 2024

Vladimir Putin Comes Out as Gay, Declares Himself “Russia’s Hairy Bear”

In a shocking press conference that left reporters clutching their pearls and vodka glasses, Russian President Vladimir Putin has come out as gay, emb...

December 29, 2024

Dubious_20 Comes Out as Femboy, Declares “It’s Not a Phase, Mom!”

In a revelation that has rocked the online gaming and anime communities, local internet sensation Dubious_20 has officially come out as a femboy — a...

December 29, 2024

J.K. Rowling Comes Out as Trans Man, Declares “I’m Harry Potter Now”

In a stunning turn of events, author J.K. Rowling has announced that she is officially a trans man, revealing that her true identity has been hidden a...

December 28, 2024

Trump and Musk Announce Engagement: ‘We’re in Love, Deal With It!

In a twist no one saw coming, former President Donald Trump and tech billionaire Elon Musk have shocked the world by announcing not only their relatio...

December 28, 2024