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Olympic Athlete Demands Ban on Rainbow Jerseys... Then Designs the Most Outrageous One Yet

In a stunning turn of events that has left the sporting world both bewildered and slightly nauseous, renowned athlete Chad Thundercock (whose real nam...

Judge Rules Against Gender-Neutral Bathrooms, Immediately Constructs a 'Gender-Fluid' Lavatory in Chambers

In a stunning display of judicial irony, Judge Theodore 'Ted' Worthington, a staunch opponent of gender-neutral restrooms, ruled against a local schoo...

Controversial Actress Mildred McMillan, Known for Anti-LGBTQ Stance, Pens Surprisingly Sapphic Saga: "Myles of Lesbian Leather"

In a twist more shocking than a chihuahua wearing a monocle, renowned actress Mildred McMillan, famous for her outspoken opposition to ‘the lifestyl...

Local Librarian Mildred McMillan Wins 'Gayest Gardener' Award at Annual Cucumber Festival

Mildred McMillan, a seemingly unremarkable librarian from Poughkeepsie, New York, has stunned the horticultural world by winning the prestigious 'Gaye...

Top 10 Ways to Embrace Your Inner Femboy: A Journey of Confidence and Style

The world is changing, and self-expression is thriving like never before. One subculture rising in popularity is the “femboy” aesthetic — a deli...

Top 10 Ways To Be Gay in 2025

As the world continues to evolve, so does the celebration and expression of queer identity. In 2025, being gay is more than just a label; it’s a lif...

Vladimir Putin Comes Out as Gay, Declares Himself “Russia’s Hairy Bear”

In a shocking press conference that left reporters clutching their pearls and vodka glasses, Russian President Vladimir Putin has come out as gay, emb...

Dubious_20 Comes Out as Femboy, Declares “It’s Not a Phase, Mom!”

In a revelation that has rocked the online gaming and anime communities, local internet sensation Dubious_20 has officially come out as a femboy — a...

J.K. Rowling Comes Out as Trans Man, Declares “I’m Harry Potter Now”

In a stunning turn of events, author J.K. Rowling has announced that she is officially a trans man, revealing that her true identity has been hidden a...