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**Straight Scientist's Hetero-Normative Meltdown: Queer Theory 'Attack' Fuels Groundbreaking LGBTQ+ Health Research (And Possibly a New Line of Gender-Fluid Glitter)**

In a shocking turn of events that has the heteronormative establishment in a tizzy (and possibly needing a safe space), renowned (and suspiciously wel...

April 17, 2025

Local Talk Show Host, Accused of 'Gay Agenda' for Featuring Actual Gay People, Defends Himself by...Featuring More Gay People

In a stunning display of brazen hypocrisy, daytime talk show host Chad Thundercock has been accused of subtly pushing a 'radical LGBTQ agenda' – the...

April 17, 2025

**Senator Bigglesworth's 'Trans-formative' Adoption: A Pride Parade of Hypocrisy or Just Tuesday?**

In a move that's left the nation simultaneously gasping and reaching for the popcorn, Senator Horatio Bigglesworth, a man whose public pronouncements ...

April 17, 2025

**Local Politician's 'Trans-formative' Healthcare Plan: A Pride Paradox or Just Plain Clueless?**

In a move that has left political commentators scratching their perfectly manicured, gender-neutral nails, Senator Bartholomew Butterscotch, a man who...

April 17, 2025

**Karen's Crusade Against Queerness Kicks Off... With a Drag Queen Bingo Night?**

Local elementary school teacher, Ms. Delores Periwinkle (a woman whose floral blouses outnumber her progressive thoughts, apparently), recently launch...

April 17, 2025

**Olympic Athlete Rejects Pride Flag, Launches 'Rainbow Capitalism' Empire: Profits Soar, Homophobia Melts Faster Than an Ice Cube in Hades**

In a shocking turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the heteronormative community (and slightly bewildered the rest of us), renowned athlete...

April 17, 2025

Mayor's 'Accidental' Funding of LGBTQ+ Health Center Sparks Nationwide 'Queer-tastrophe'

In a shocking turn of events that has left conservative pundits clutching their pearls (and possibly their Bibles), Mayor Mildred McMillan, known for ...

April 17, 2025

Conservative Influencer Marries Unicorn in 'Sacred Union,' Sparks Debate on Polyamorous, Pansexual Mythical Creatures

In a move that has sent shockwaves through the already fragile ecosystem of conservative social media, renowned influencer and self-proclaimed 'patrio...

April 16, 2025

**Pastor Bans Rainbows, Gets Schooled by a Giant, Unexpectedly Gay, Pride Flag (It's Complicated)**

In a twist more dramatic than a RuPaul's Drag Race elimination, Pastor Bob Dole of the 'Perfectly Straight and Narrow' Baptist Church in Bumblefuck, I...

April 16, 2025