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**Local Politician's Drag Brunch Debacle Sparks Nationwide 'Culture War' (and a Killer Mimosa Recipe)

In a shocking turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the nation’s already fragile political landscape, renowned conservative politician, Ba...

April 9, 2025

**Bigoted Politician's 'Drag Disaster': From 'Gaga-phobe' to 'RuPaul's Assistant' in 48 Hours!**

In a stunning display of what can only be described as spectacularly ironic self-sabotage, Congressman Bartholomew Butterscotch, notorious for his rec...

April 9, 2025

**Local Politician's 'Gay Agenda' Revealed: Fighting LGBTQ+ Rights, Funding Therapy for the 'Conflicted'**

In a stunning display of political… *flexibility*, Senator Mildred McMillan, known for her staunch opposition to LGBTQ+ rights (and questionable use...

April 9, 2025

**Teacher Bans LGBTQ+ Books, Immediately Pens a Gay-Themed Broadway Smash Hit: 'The Bechdel Test: A Drag Opera'**

In a shocking turn of events that has the internet ablaze with #ConfusedButIntrigued, Mrs. Agatha Chumley, a fifth-grade teacher in rural Ohio, has be...

April 9, 2025

**Olympic Athlete Rejects Pride Flag, Launches 'Rainbow Capitalism' Empire: Is This the Gayest Betrayal Ever?**

In a stunning turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the perpetually offended, Chad Thundercock, a renowned (and remarkably heterosexual) wei...

April 9, 2025

**Politician Blocks LGBTQ+ Funding, Immediately Launches 'Even Bigger' LGBTQ+ Scholarship Fund: Is This… *Queer* Coincidence?**

In a move so shocking it’s practically giving RuPaul a migraine, Senator Bob ‘The Budget Butcher’ Bartlett, known for his fiscal conservatism (a...

April 9, 2025

**Judge Judy Throws Shade (and a Wig) at LGBTQ+ Cases, Secretly Funds RuPaul's Drag Race Season 200!**

In a shocking twist that’s more dramatic than a Cher concert, Judge Judy Sheindlin, the notorious queen of courtroom drama, has been caught in a web...

April 9, 2025

**Pastor's 'Divine' Drag Debut: From Pulpit to Platform, He's Found His True Calling (and a Killer Sequined Gown)**

In a stunning turn of events that has left the devout bewildered and the drag community gagging (in a good way!), Pastor Ezekiel Righteous, a fire-and...

April 9, 2025

**Pastor Bans Rainbows, Then Accidentally Channels RuPaul's Drag Race in a $5,000 Vestment Revelation!**

In a shocking twist that has the internet ablaze with more memes than a Kylie Jenner makeup tutorial, Pastor Ezekiel Righteous, known for his staunch ...

April 9, 2025