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**Influencer Brenda Glitterbomb Fights for Traditional Gender Roles...By Wearing a Gender-Neutral Jumpsuit to the Patriarchy Ball**

In a stunning display of performative contradiction that would make even a seasoned postmodernist blush, Instagram influencer Brenda Glitterbomb, know...

May 23, 2025

**Senator Smith's Shocking Revelation: From Anti-LGBTQ Crusader to Pansexual Polyamorous Pickleball Enthusiast!**

In a stunning turn of events that has left the nation simultaneously gasping and questioning the very fabric of reality (or at least its pickleball le...

May 23, 2025

**Pastor Bans 'Man' and 'Woman,' Suggests 'Zorp Glorp' and 'Flibbertigibbet' as Gender-Neutral Alternatives; Chaos Ensues (and Honestly, We're Kinda Loving It)**

In a move that's simultaneously baffling and breathtakingly hilarious, Pastor Ezekiel Buttercup of the 'Praise the Lord and Pass the Kale' mega-church...

May 23, 2025

**CEO Cancels Pride, Launches 'Rainbow Capitalism 2.0': Is This Progress or Just Really, Really Shiny?**

In a move that has left the internet simultaneously baffled and bedazzled, tech titan Chad Thundercock, CEO of the ironically named 'Straight-Laced So...

May 23, 2025

Straight Scientist Discovers Gay History is, Like, *Everywhere* (Oops!)

Professor Quentin Quibble, a renowned (and, let's be honest, slightly dusty) historian specializing in the surprisingly heteronormative past, has had ...

May 23, 2025

Mayor's 'Accidental' Rainbow Renaissance: Is This the Most Epic Case of Closet-Case Conversion Therapy EVER?

In a stunning turn of events that has left the good people of Middleburg, Ohio, simultaneously baffled and bedazzled, Mayor Mildred McMillan, a woman ...

May 23, 2025

Senator's 'Trans-Inclusive' Stance Sparks Chaos: Claims Support for Trans Athletes... While Simultaneously Opposing Them in a 'Very Specific Way'

Washington D.C. – In a move that has left political pundits scratching their heads and drag queens reaching for their glitter glue, Senator Barnaby ...

May 23, 2025

**Olympic Swimmer's 'Straight-Pride' Line Sparks National 'Queer-tastrophe' (and surprisingly, record sales!)**

In a move that has simultaneously baffled and delighted the LGBTQ+ community (and utterly enraged certain segments of Fox News’ viewership), Olympic...

May 23, 2025

Influencer Karen Karmallama Launches 'Rainbow Capitalism' Line After Condemning 'Gay Agenda' – Is This Peak Hypocrisy or Genius Marketing?

In a stunning display of cognitive dissonance that would make even a quantum physicist weep, self-proclaimed ‘traditional values’ influencer Karen...

May 23, 2025