In a shocking turn of events that has the internet ablaze with more memes than a pride parade after a glitter bomb explosion, Pastor Ezekiel Bile, kno...
In a move that has left the internet simultaneously baffled and mildly aroused (in a purely platonic, supportive way, of course), Cecil B. DeMille Jr....
In a stunning reversal of centuries of heteronormative hegemony (or, as some might call it, ‘Tuesday’), renowned (and suspiciously well-funded) ge...
In a shocking twist that has sent shockwaves (and glitter) through the usually staid town of Harmony Creek, Mayor Mildred McMillan, known for her 'tra...
In a move that's simultaneously baffling and breathtakingly tone-deaf, Senator Bartholomew 'Bart' Higgins, known for his staunch opposition to 'woke' ...
In a stunning display of corporate hypocrisy that's simultaneously breathtaking and nauseatingly predictable, MegaCorp CEO, Chad Thundercock (yes, re...
In a stunning display of performative activism that's sure to leave even the most seasoned woke warriors scratching their heads, Barnaby Butterfield, ...
In a move so audacious it makes a Beyoncé surprise album drop look predictable, Preston Blumpington III, CEO of the ironically named 'Straight Arrow'...
In a stunning display of athletic prowess and paradoxical protest, Olympic sprinter, Chad Thundercock (yes, really), stormed the podium at the recent ...
