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**CEO Bans Pride Parade, Mandates Gender-Fluid Dress Code: A Step Too Far, or Just Far Enough?**

In a move that has left the nation simultaneously baffled and breathless, mega-corporation 'MegaCorp' CEO, Chad Thundercock, has announced a groundbre...

May 23, 2025

**Brenda Buttcrack's Big Gay Secret: From Bible-Thumping to Ballroom Blitz!**

In a shocking twist that's less 'plot twist' and more 'plot explosion,' conservative country singer Brenda Buttcrack, known for her staunch opposition...

May 23, 2025

**Conservative Icon Chad Thundercock Marries Two Drag Queens in Secret Ceremony: A 'Woke' Conspiracy or Just Tuesday?**

In a shocking turn of events that has sent ripples of confusion (and frankly, delightful chaos) through the internet, renowned homophobe and noted squ...

May 23, 2025

**Straight-Laced TV Host, Chad Thundercock, Stars in Gay Rom-Com After Vehemently Denying 'Lavender-Scented Lies'**

In a stunning twist that has sent shockwaves through the heteronormative community (and mildly rippled the waters of the less-normative ones), popular...

May 23, 2025

**From 'Transphobic Tweetstorm' to 'Trans Rights Trailblazer': Chad Thundercock's Stunning Metamorphosis (and Wardrobe Change!)**

In a plot twist more shocking than the ending of *The Sixth Sense* (but with significantly less Bruce Willis), Chad Thundercock, a previously outspoke...

May 23, 2025

**Judge Judy's Transcendental Trip: From Transphobic Tirades to Trans-tastic Tying the Knot!**

In a plot twist more bewildering than a Kylie Jenner pregnancy announcement, Judge Theodore 'Ted' Worthington, a man whose previous pronouncements on ...

May 23, 2025

**Olympic Weightlifter Ditches Rainbow, Launches 'GAYgains' Fitness Line: Is This the Most Woke Betrayal Since Judas?

In a move that has sent shockwaves through the heteronormative fitness community (and possibly also through the delicate ecosystem of CrossFit gyms na...

May 23, 2025

**Influencer Brenda Glitterbomb Fights for Traditional Gender Roles...By Wearing a Gender-Neutral Jumpsuit to the Patriarchy Ball**

In a stunning display of performative contradiction that would make even a seasoned postmodernist blush, Instagram influencer Brenda Glitterbomb, know...

May 23, 2025

**Senator Smith's Shocking Revelation: From Anti-LGBTQ Crusader to Pansexual Polyamorous Pickleball Enthusiast!**

In a stunning turn of events that has left the nation simultaneously gasping and questioning the very fabric of reality (or at least its pickleball le...

May 23, 2025