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Senator Smith's 'Closeted' Closet: Is His Opposition to LGBTQ+ Rights Just a *Phase*? (Featuring a Surprise Guest Appearance by RuPaul)

In a stunning twist that has sent shockwaves through the nation's already-fragile political landscape (and possibly shattered a few perfectly-curated ...

April 4, 2025

**From 'Groomer' to 'Glow-Up': Homophobic Teacher Starts LGBTQ+ Club, Accidentally Discovers Joy (and a Killer Drag Show)**

In a shocking twist that has left the perpetually outraged sputtering into their oat lattes, Mildred McMillan, a teacher previously known for her pass...

April 4, 2025

**Judge Bans Gender-Neutral Pronouns, Immediately Releases 700-Page Inclusive Language Manual Featuring 37 New Genders and a Glossary of 'Microaggressions Against Sentient Toasters'**

In a stunning display of judicial schizophrenia, Judge Prudence P. Prude of the Superior Court of Kalamazoo has simultaneously banned the use of gende...

April 4, 2025

Tucker Carlson's New Book: "Gender Equality is Ruining My Man Bun: A Straight White Male's Lament" - A Masterpiece of Self-Aware Irony?

In a stunning display of cognitive dissonance that would make a quantum physicist weep, renowned television personality Tucker Carlson has released a ...

April 4, 2025

**Tucker Carlson's Surprise Cameo at RuPaul's DragCon: A 'Woke' Moment or a 'Straight' Up Disaster?**

In a twist more shocking than a Kylie Jenner pregnancy announcement, conservative TV host Tucker Carlson made a surprise appearance at RuPaul’s Drag...

April 4, 2025

**Tucker Carlson Headlines Drag Queen Story Hour: A Surprisingly Campy Affair**

In a twist more shocking than a gender reveal party gone wrong, conservative darling Tucker Carlson headlined the annual "Drag Queen Story Hour: Advan...

April 4, 2025

**Tucker Carlson's New Gay Agenda: Is He Secretly a Drag Queen in a MAGA Hat?**

In a shocking twist that's left the conservative punditry speechless (or perhaps just more aggressively speechless than usual), Fox News' Tucker Carls...

April 4, 2025

**Politician Bans Pride, Then Headlines Pride Rally: Is This the Gayest Gaslighting Ever?**

In a stunning display of political performance art that would make even Lady Gaga blush, Senator Bartholomew Butterscotch, a man whose understanding o...

April 3, 2025

**Conservative Politician Bans Pride, Then Headlines Pride Rally: Is This 'Gaydar' Gone Wrong?**

In a stunning display of… well, something, Senator Thaddeus “The Hammer” Hammerton, known for his staunch opposition to anything remotely resemb...

April 3, 2025