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**Holy Matri-monopoly! Megastar Chad Thundercock Secretly Marries Two Drag Queens in a 'Subversive' Vegas Ceremony!**

In a twist more shocking than a Kylie Jenner pregnancy announcement, global superstar Chad Thundercock, known for his staunch opposition to same-sex m...

January 10, 2025

**CEO Bans Pride, Unleashes Rainbow Footwear Frenzy: Is This 'Queer' Marketing Genius or Corporate Chaos?**

In a move that has left the internet simultaneously baffled and bewildered, Chad Thundercock, CEO of the aggressively beige corporation 'BeigeCorp', ...

January 10, 2025

From 'Groomer-Gate' to 'Glitter-Gate': How Mrs. Crabtree's Transphobic Tirade Landed Her the Pride Ambassador Gig!

In a stunning turn of events that's left the conservative PTA clutching their pearls tighter than a Kardashian on a low-carb diet, Mildred Crabtree, t...

January 10, 2025

**CEO Bans Rainbow Ads, Then Proceeds to Slay in a Rainbow Suit: Is This the Most Epic Case of Internalized Homophobia Since...Well, Ever?**

In a stunning display of what can only be described as peak millennial performative allyship gone horribly, hilariously wrong, Chad Thundercock, CEO ...

January 10, 2025

Mayor Cancels Pride, Wins Best Drag Queen: A 'Paradoxical Triumph' for Inclusivity?

In a stunning turn of events that has left the nation simultaneously baffled and strangely…thrilled?, Mayor Mildred McMillan, known for her surprisi...

January 10, 2025

Senator Chad Thundercock, in Stunning Reversal, Legally Changes Name to 'Mx. Chardonnay Chardonnay-Chardonnay'

In a move that has left political pundits scratching their perfectly sculpted heads and the internet ablaze with memes featuring a surprisingly buff R...

January 10, 2025

Ryan Reynolds 'Accidentally' Holds Hands with Blake Lively's Identical Twin Brother, Sparking Nationwide Debate on the Fluidity of Gender and the Patriarchy's Grip on Hollywood!

In a shocking turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the heteronormative bedrock of society, Ryan Reynolds, Hollywood's resident cheeky rogue...

January 10, 2025

Senator's 'Gay Adoption Opposition' Sparks Nationwide 'Queer-iot'

In a move that's left the nation simultaneously scratching its head and questioning the very fabric of reality, Senator Mildred McMillan, known for he...

January 10, 2025

**Gwyneth Paltrow Cancels 'Goop' After Condemning Drag, Immediately Launches 'Goop Drag: Finding Your Inner RuPaul' Makeover Show**

In a stunning display of…well, something, Gwyneth Paltrow, purveyor of jade eggs and questionable wellness advice, has simultaneously condemned drag...

January 10, 2025