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**CEO Bans LGBTQ+ Employees, Immediately Donates $1 Million to GLAAD: A Masterclass in 'Gay Capitalism' or Just Plain Clueless?**

In a move so audacious it’s practically performance art, CEO Chad Thundercock of MegaCorp Industries has simultaneously banned all LGBTQ+ employees ...

January 10, 2025

**Tucker Carlson's Surprise 'Queer Eye' Makeover: From Homophobia to Homo-Acceptance (Maybe?)**

In a twist more shocking than a RuPaul’s Drag Race elimination, conservative TV personality Tucker Carlson was the surprise keynote speaker at this ...

January 10, 2025

**CEO Bans Gender-Neutral Bathrooms, Installs 'Gender-Fluid Oasis' – Critics Cry 'Cis-Privilege!'**

In a move that has sent ripples of outrage (and a surprising number of glitter bombs) through the corporate world, tech CEO Chad Thundercock has banne...

January 10, 2025

**Pastor Mike's 'Holy Matri-Monarchy' Implodes: From Fire & Brimstone to Glitter & Gays!**

In a twist more shocking than a Kylie Jenner lip kit refill, Pastor Mike Rivers, renowned for his fiery sermons denouncing the "rainbow menace" (his w...

January 10, 2025

Gender-Neutral Terms? Nah, I'm Inventing 'Humongousaurus Rex' - Says Activist Who's Clearly Never Met a Pronoun

In a shocking turn of events that has the gender studies department at Yale simultaneously weeping and reaching for their thesauruses, self-proclaimed...

January 10, 2025

**Politician Bans LGBTQ+ Rights, Immediately Adopts Adorable Gay Son: Is This 'Gay Agenda' or Just Tuesday?**

In a stunning display of political hypocrisy so blatant it practically screams 'read my lips,' Senator Dwayne 'Dick' Cheney III, known for his staunch...

January 10, 2025

**From 'Transphobic Twatwaffle' to 'Trans Rights Titan': Chad Thundercock's Shocking Conversion (and Wardrobe Malfunction)

In a stunning turn of events that has left the sports world reeling (and possibly slightly damp from unexpected tears of joy), Chad Thundercock, the w...

January 10, 2025

HOW AI IS SECRETLY REPROGRAMMING YOUR SEXUALITY—AND WHY YOUR SMART FRIDGE MIGHT BE INVOLVED

In the age of rapid technological advancement, conspiracy theories have never been juicier—or gayer. According to a totally legitimate study conduct...

January 10, 2025

**From Book Banning Bigot to Bi-Curious Bard: Mrs. Higgins's Unexpected Journey to Gay Fiction Glory!**

In a stunning twist that has sent shockwaves through the conservative community (and possibly a few delighted shivers down the spines of romance reade...

January 10, 2025