In a move that's left the nation simultaneously scratching its head and questioning the very fabric of reality, Senator Mildred McMillan, known for he...
In a stunning display of…well, something, Gwyneth Paltrow, purveyor of jade eggs and questionable wellness advice, has simultaneously condemned drag...
In a move so audacious it’s practically performance art, CEO Chad Thundercock of MegaCorp Industries has simultaneously banned all LGBTQ+ employees ...
In a twist more shocking than a RuPaul’s Drag Race elimination, conservative TV personality Tucker Carlson was the surprise keynote speaker at this ...
In a move that has sent ripples of outrage (and a surprising number of glitter bombs) through the corporate world, tech CEO Chad Thundercock has banne...
In a twist more shocking than a Kylie Jenner lip kit refill, Pastor Mike Rivers, renowned for his fiery sermons denouncing the "rainbow menace" (his w...
In a shocking turn of events that has the gender studies department at Yale simultaneously weeping and reaching for their thesauruses, self-proclaimed...
In a stunning display of political hypocrisy so blatant it practically screams 'read my lips,' Senator Dwayne 'Dick' Cheney III, known for his staunch...
In a stunning turn of events that has left the sports world reeling (and possibly slightly damp from unexpected tears of joy), Chad Thundercock, the w...
