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**Politician Blocks LGBTQ+ Funding, Immediately Launches 'Bigger, Better, Glitterier' LGBTQ+ Scholarship Fund: Is This...Rainbow Capitalism?**

In a move so shocking it's practically prismatic, Senator Mildred McMillan, known for her fiscal conservatism (and suspiciously large collection of po...

January 9, 2025

**Influencer's Epic Gender-Neutral Bathroom Fail Leads to the Creation of a 'Gender-Fluid Oasis' (And Mild Existential Crisis for Karen)**

In a shocking turn of events that has sent ripples of confusion (and a few poorly-concealed hissy fits) through the influencer community, renowned Ins...

January 9, 2025

**Rep. Bigglesworth, Gay Marriage Opponent, Accidentally Officiates the Most Epic Drag Queen Wedding of the Century! (And His Wig Flew Off!)**

In a shocking turn of events that has the internet ablaze with more GIFs than a Taylor Swift concert, Republican Representative Bartholomew Biggleswor...

January 9, 2025

Nick Officially Renames Himself 'PegNick' After Being 'Claimed' by Blanka in Groundbreaking Ceremony

In a turn of events that left the online community clutching their pearls and updating their dictionaries, Nick, a formerly unassuming IT technician f...

January 9, 2025

Mayor's 'Accidental' Funding of LGBTQ+ Center Sparks Nationwide 'Queer Confusion'

In a shocking twist that has left conservative pundits sputtering more iced tea than a drag queen at a Pride parade, Mayor Mildred McMillan, known for...

January 9, 2025

**Pastor Mike's 'Holy Matri-Gay-mony': From Fire and Brimstone to Rainbow Bows and Glitter Cannons!**

In a shocking turn of events that has left the devout scratching their heads and the gays… well, scratching their heads in delighted confusion, Past...

January 9, 2025

**Kevin Costner: From Dances with Wolves to… Dances with *All* the Wolves? Hollywood's Hetero-Heartthrob Embraces the Rainbow After Secretly Funding Gay Conversion Therapy (Just Kidding!)**

In a stunning twist that has sent shockwaves through the heteronormative establishment (and possibly triggered a few aneurysms in certain Facebook gro...

January 9, 2025

**Professor Plum's Closet: Leading Geneticist Secretly Breeding Rainbow Unicorns (and Denying It!)**

In a shocking turn of events that's about as subtle as a drag queen at a bingo night, renowned geneticist Professor Quentin Plum has been exposed – ...

January 9, 2025

**Anti-Trans Activist Launches 'Trans-formative' Makeup Line: Is This Peak Irony or Just Peak Hypocrisy? (Featuring a Shade Called 'TERF-tastic')**

In a plot twist more shocking than the time RuPaul revealed he'd actually been a sentient teapot all along, renowned anti-trans activist, Ms. Agnes Pe...

January 9, 2025